Femdom Resource – Page 148 – The beauty of dominant women

Abject failure

Today’s post is a story of failure. Not mine, I hasten to add, but the Internets. My favorite network of interconnected computers sharing common protocols has let me down. Possibly it might also have violated rule 34, but since that would have presumably created a rupture in time, space and 4chan, that can’t be true.

It all started with this amusing post from Tom on sex and Mary Poppins. He’d picked an excellent image to go along with it, but I couldn’t believe there wasn’t actual Mary Poppins porn out there. Specifically Mary Poppins femdom porn. After all it’s a movie featuring an attractive forceful leading lady that’s watched by a lot of boys in their formative years. It never did much for me, but surely there were people kinking on umbrellas, medicine and terrible cockney accents. It seems exactly the kind of thing that guys would create spanking artwork about. Sadly, if it exists, I can’t find it.

I did find a porn parody, but despite the promising of spanking, the shots from it look more like a conventional fuck flick. I also stumbled on an amusing trailer cut to make it look like a horror movie, some sexy Mary shots (like this), and even Bert/Mary erotic stories. Yet no real femdom. The best I can offer is a Halloween costume by Keiko Lynn. Personally I think it’s a great costume and sexy as hell. Still not quite what I was after when I started my hunt.

Mary Poppins by Keiko Lynn

The surreal life

After the previous post’s surreal subject matter, I now bring you a post with a surreal image. This is from the Rinryu site, and I have absolutely no idea what it’s about. There is a maid, a butler, a pair of ‘schoolgirls’, a guy in a horses head (but lacking trousers) and another in what looks like a dog outfit. With their pose and the positioning on the steps it looks almost like an old fashioned household family photograph. Maybe it’s a pose for their annual Christmas card?

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Schroedinger’s muff

The only reason this post exists is so I can use that most excellent title. It’s stolen from this very amusing post by the Girl on the Net mocking a Marie Claire article. Apparently real women have certain pre-sex rituals. So if you’re a man sleeping with a woman, it’s probably worth checking the article to make sure you haven’t been fobbed off with a facsimile of a real woman. If you’re a woman reading this, then I’d suggest avoiding the article all together. Otherwise you risk being thrown into the kind of metaphysical crisis the Girl on the Net alludes to.

Real women shave their bikini lines, and simultaneously do not shave their bikini lines, like Schroedinger’s muff.

Cats are one thing, but nobody wants to be messing around with quantum waveforms in the genital region.
Muff The image above is from the Submissive Cuckolds site. In this case I’m not sure the muff is actually being observed, but it’s certainly being interacted with. I think from a philosophical perspective that collapse the superposition of states and doesn’t result in a quantum mechanical paradox. I’m sure her boyfriend on the other end of the phone will be relieved to hear that.

Twofer

Here’s my final foot themed image in this particular sequence of posts. I think I’m running out of kinky variations for people and feet. Fortunately, we’re ending on a twofer. This has trampling combined with foot worship. We’ve got a toe sucker and a human pedestal, not to mention the charming lady with the lovely smile. Hopefully there’s a little something for everyone in that.

This is from the Young Goddess site which is sadly no more.

She flies through the air

This is kicking (ahem) the foot theme up a notch. In three posts we’ve gone from foot worship through trampling to – trampolining? That’s at least the name given to it in the post where I stumbled across the image. It’s original from the Trample City site.

I don’t normally feel an urge to include a safety warning in my posts, but this really doesn’t look all that safe. I’d imagine that jumping up and down on someone could risk cracking or bruising something quite badly. Maybe I’m wrong, but I really wouldn’t try this at home (or anywhere else).

Balancing on his body

This is kind of a continuation of the previous foot themed post. We’re moving on from foot worship and onto the more painful foot related activity – trampling. I have a really low pain tolerance when it comes to this, so I’m always impressed to see women stomping around on the top of guys. I’m also impressed that people can do it in high heels and not fall over. The average male does not make a particularly smooth walkway.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be having technical problems with comments which I’m still trying to diagnose. So apologies if you’ve had problems leaving them. They’re working sometimes but not others, and I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on.

Happy Feet

I’ve an open question to any dommes out there reading this: Do you enjoy having your feet licked, sucked and kissed? It’s pretty clear a lot of foot fetish guys enjoy doing this, but I’m never sure about it from the women’s perspective. I get foot massage as pleasant thing to receive (provided it’s done properly), but how about the traditional ‘worship’ that pops up in so much femdom porn? It doesn’t do much for me personally, but I’m curious how other people, particularly dommes see it.

From a purely submissive perspective it seems to be very much a male thing. Foot/shoe kissing as a sign of subservience and humility pops up in other varieties of kinky porn, as does things like boot blacking, but I can’t ever remember seeing shots of male or female doms having foot worship sessions with female subs.

I’m not sure exactly what the gentleman here is doing with his mouth, but he at least seems to be raising a smile. Tongue tickling her toes perhaps?

Tough and tender

I like this image for the subtle blend of dynamics it has. The hands to the face and throat are tender, but carry a hint of a threat. The semi-naked bodies are sensual, yet the heels trapping his wrists suggest bondage and danger. It’s a moment that could melt into sex or twist into violence. Just the kind of edge I enjoy flirting with.

At first glance I though it would be pretty easy to get the right attribution for this image. There’s a watermark that looks like a web address stamped right onto it. unfortunately that turns out to be a tumblr rather than the original artist. A plague on the houses of all tumblr owners who do this. Re-posting someone else’s work doesn’t give you the right to stick your stupid address across it. So once again, if anyone can help me attribute it, please leave a comment.

What a dummy

Somebody really needs to start sponsoring pro-domme sessions for editors of gossip and celebrity web sites. I’m not sure they really understand the concept of domination or femdom, but perhaps it’d be possible to beat it into them.

The latest idiocy I’ve seen in this vein was triggered by this Interview Magazine photo spread with Kylie Jenner (photographed by Steven Klein). In it she appears to be pretending to be some sort of mannequin or blank posed doll. They are admittedly fetish shots, but she captures no element of a dominatrix in any of them. Carrying a serving tray with a glass of wine and wearing ass-less pants is not a very domme thing to do. Yet every damn gossip/fashion/news site (for example here, here and here) describes her as going for a full on dominatrix look. Most of them even lead with the picture of her being picked up and carried by a man, right under the word dominatrix.

To be fair the original article doesn’t use that expression. It’s just every idiot who links to it does. Somebody needs to inform these people that a domme is about power, control and domination. Not slipping on a tight latex outfit and doing what you’re told.

For my featured image I’ve picked the one shot that almost works as a femdom shot, if you don’t see it in the context of the other images in the shoot.

Decisions, decisions

She looks like someone who, when faced with many good choices, can’t quite decide what to do first. He might not know exactly what’s coming next but, judging by his smile, he’s looking forward to whatever it is. As multiple choice scenarios go, this certainly isn’t a bad one to be facing.

I’m afraid I’ve no idea who the artist for this is. If you can help me attribute it correctly then please leave a comment.