Nothing Good

There’s been a lot of jokes about Kristi and Byron Noem in the last week. For anyone that missed it, Byron was outed for being into some mix of crossdressing / bimbo/ sissy fetish. Allegedly Kristi was also fucking her advisor Cory Lewandowski, so there’s also some potential for a cuckold kink in the mix as well.

People online have been having fun with it, but I just find it depressing. Liberals will say they’re not mocking the kink but the terrible hypocrisy of the pair. Conservatives will accuses liberals of hypocrisy in kink shaming. That is fucking ridiculous coming from them, but it won’t stop it happening. A good number from both sides will in fact mock the kink. Nobody wins and everyone suffers. Frankly, I couldn’t care less what happens to the Noems. They seem like terrible people. But it’s clearly not helpful to the kink community or anyone with similar fetishes.

A lot of domme’s were critical of the effort put into the crossdressing. I’m not going to do that. Who knows what the dynamics of it was. However, it does give me an excuse to publish a well executed sissy maid set-up. This is obviously from the English Mansion.

Medical Miracle

I found this Guardian article on the mapping of the clitoral nerves amazing. Unfortunately, I don’t mean that in a good way. The bits that amazed me were…

  • The clitoris did not even make it into standard anatomy textbooks until the 20th century.
  • In the 38th edition of Gray’s Anatomy in 1995 it was introduced as just “a small version of the penis”
  • The nerves of the penis were mapped 30 years ago, but it’s taken till now for the clitoris to get the same attention.

That’s an amazing lack of attention to a major organ possessed by 4+ billion people. According to this article it actual did get some minimal coverage in Gray’s early anatomy textbooks  but was removed in 1948! Then it re-appeared in the 1960’s, but incorrectly described.

Imagine if medical researchers paid a similar lack of attention to other major body parts?  “We’ve heard of these odd knee things, but we’re not sure if they’re really worth covering. Something to do with the bending of the legs? Seems a bit of a niche interest.”

Image features someone doing their own hands on anatomical research. Although maybe that should be mouth on research. Not sure of the original source. I located it via tumblr.

A Last Sniff

Finishing up my series of scent themed posts with a bottom shot. Although I feel that part of the body is in a bit of a different category to the others featured.

Armpits, genitals and (to a lesser extent) feet have an ongoing natural odor. Unless you’ve just got our the shower or have gone crazy with deodorant, there’s an underlying scent that’s typically there. Bottoms are a bit more binary. The either don’t smell or they smell in a very different kind of way. That kind of scent play has its fans, but it’s more of a niche kink I think.

I believe this is Cybil Troy. I’m sure her hygiene is impeccable and her bottom therefore scented like a summer breeze.

Sniffing the Pits

I’m continuing the scent theme from the last couple of posts. After previously featuring panties and shoes, we’ve moving up the body to that other great scent center – armpits. I think they’re more of a niche interested compared to the previous sources, but they definitely have their fans.

I couldn’t decide which image to pick, so this is a two for one deal. The first is LA based Daddy An Li, in a shot from one of her clips. The second is Tokyo based Mistress Youko (more links available here). I’m a fan of keeping armpit hair, so I particularly appreciate this shot. For scent play it’s a real plus.

More Sniffs

That last post has inspired me to do a series on a scent theme. I don’t think I’ve done one of those before.

Scent is one of those things that held little interest for me when I started exploring kink. Now – for reasons I can’t explain – it has turned into a major kink. Odd how these things evolve over time. I think part of the appeal is that it’s intimate, but in a slightly dirty degrading way.

This makes for a nice twist on the usual shoe licking scene. Her hand behind his head, forcing him into the shoe is a particularly nice touch. I’m afraid I don’t have an attribution for the source.

Sniff

A post by Bacchus over at ErosBlog made me laugh: His Yum For Her Panty-Scent Yucked her.

It started with a woman dumping her boyfriend because he sniffed her panties. Gigi on TikTok responded with a video that expressed some incredulity at that reaction. Quoting a bit from the transcription Bacchus provided….

“Girl, you just lost the most loyal fucking man you could have ever found. What do you mean? He’s that obsessed with your pheromones and your scent that he’s smelling your fucking underwear and you left him over that?”

What I would fucking do to find a man who just huffs my fucking underwear. Oh, my God!

I tend to concur. Everyone has their yuks and yums, but that seems an odd one to make into a deal breaker. I’ll also be keeping my fingers crossed for Gigi and her hunt for a suitable huffer.

I’m afraid I don’t have an attribution for this image. It just seemed to fit.

Ineffective but Fun

A little humor here from the War and Peas comic. The jellyfish thing is sadly a myth. So if you want to get peed on – and I’m definitely a fan of that – you’ll need another excuse. Maybe we can start a rumor it’s the perfect cure for a headache? Or stubbed toes? I’m always bashing mine and I’m sure a quick golden shower would take the edge right off.
You can find more from War and Peas on Bluesky and on their Patreon.

Maid Service

I don’t feature a lot of the classic (or cliched, depending on your point of view) French Maid femdom genre. There are exceptions, but it’s generally not my thing. It often leans into a humiliation dynamic that doesn’t typically resonate for me. Plus, I hate dusting and polishing.

All that said, I have been really enjoying reading The Maidbot Protocol by Maidbot Sally.  You can find Part 1-6 here and Parts 7-10 here. There’s also follow-up stories here and here. They feature a young man being voluntarily controlled/manipulated by an AI system programmed by his sister and her friends.

I think I’m a fan because they lean so heavily into objectification rather than humiliation. Somehow being ignored and controlled is so much hotter to me than being the focus of attention. There’s also some gentle tease and denial as an added bonus.

If you like that story then you might also want to check out another of the author’s stories – Metalmaid Sally. That leans more heavily into the sci-fi elements and has a female sub, but dramatically ramps up the intensity of the objectification and tease+denial.

The captioned image is from Michael1970 who has a lot of captioned images along the metalmaid theme.

A Right Rogering

It’s that time of year again. Tax season. My friendly tax preparer (actually recommended to me by a domme!) sent me the details today. Ouch. Normally when I get screwed it’s a lot more fun. There’s something particularly annoying about it this year. It’s one thing if I can imagine it going towards healthcare or education, but sending money to scum so they can blow stuff up in the Middle East is particularly galling.

Anyway, I think it’s mandatory for this kind of post to feature someone getting screwed, so here we are. That looks a pretty stressful set-up, so that also seems appropriate.

Not sure of the original source for this, but I’d guess it’s from one of the Kink.com shoots.