Today’s post is a story of failure. Not mine, I hasten to add, but the Internets. My favorite network of interconnected computers sharing common protocols has let me down. Possibly it might also have violated rule 34, but since that would have presumably created a rupture in time, space and 4chan, that can’t be true.
It all started with this amusing post from Tom on sex and Mary Poppins. He’d picked an excellent image to go along with it, but I couldn’t believe there wasn’t actual Mary Poppins porn out there. Specifically Mary Poppins femdom porn. After all it’s a movie featuring an attractive forceful leading lady that’s watched by a lot of boys in their formative years. It never did much for me, but surely there were people kinking on umbrellas, medicine and terrible cockney accents. It seems exactly the kind of thing that guys would create spanking artwork about. Sadly, if it exists, I can’t find it.
I did find a porn parody, but despite the promising of spanking, the shots from it look more like a conventional fuck flick. I also stumbled on an amusing trailer cut to make it look like a horror movie, some sexy Mary shots (like this), and even Bert/Mary erotic stories. Yet no real femdom. The best I can offer is a Halloween costume by Keiko Lynn. Personally I think it’s a great costume and sexy as hell. Still not quite what I was after when I started my hunt.
I couldn’t believe that you came up empty, but 20 minutes later, my Google-fu has failed me. I’m astounded that there are no Mary Poppins images with her holding a very British cane, or dressed in tight leather boots, or pretty much doing anything related.
I refuse to believe that this is a Rule 34 lapse. Hopefully your readers will have some alternatives.
While I’m here, though, did you happen to hunt around for some context on that Dick Van Dyke / Mary Tyler Moore shot? All I can remember is that it was Annie Leibowitz, but it’s fairly old (10 more more years, maybe?) and it was part of something else that I had seen at the time.
Yes, I spent an embarrassingly long time on this particular quest and came up empty. Really amazed me. There is porn of Mary Poppins, so I’m not entirely sure it’s a rule 34 violation, but it’s not the type of porn I was expecting or hoping for. Given nannies and governesses are such a staple of the femdom genre, it seems so odd to omit one of the most famous ones.
Glad you managed to find the Dick Van Dyke link. That’s pretty funny.
-paltego
Ugh, never mind – I found it.
For the benefit of your other readers:
http://www.eonline.com/news/607930/dick-van-dyke-remembers-that-sexy-s-m-themed-photo-with-mary-tyler-moore-watch