Kiss ass

The blogroll is finally back. Finding the relevant RSS feed link on all the different sites turned out to be surprisingly painful. Most follow a standard pattern, but there’s a few that require a lot of trial and error to discover. If you own a blog then please make it easy for everyone by putting a link to your RSS feed somewhere obvious. See my ‘Welcome!’ box on the right as an example.

In celebration of its return, here’s a happy lady and her ass kissing male friend. His expression isn’t visible, but I hope he’s equally happy. I know I would be in that situation.

Ass LickerI’m afraid I don’t have an attribution for this.

Simple fun

Fixing the blogroll is still on my to do list. I’m going to blame time spent Christmas shopping for slacking in the blog department. By way of apologies let me share this happy looking shot. It’s pretty simple stuff compared to some of the crazy shots I’ve featured in the past. Just some cuffs, a blindfold and a big bed. But it looks like fun all the same.

Simple Fun

Technical difficulties

Eagle eyed readers may have noticed the lack of a blogroll on the right. That got wiped out when I was screwing around with wordpress trying to fix a problem related to people leaving comments. Unfortunately the comment problem still isn’t properly fixed and the blogroll got hit by friendly fire in the process.

Luckily I’ve managed to find a cached copy of my frontpage with the old blogroll on one of the search engines, and therefore I at least now have the previous list of links. Next step is to go through it and rebuild the blogroll with the appropriate RSS feed links. It should be back by tomorrow. In the meantime if you leave comments, try and avoid words like femdom, kinky, dominatrix, etc. For some reason my wordpress software seems to have acquired a puritanical streak and doesn’t like ‘naughty’ words. Just the kind of thing you need for a blog like this one. I can only hope it doesn’t start doing the same thing to my posts, or this could rapidly become the most boring sex related blog ever.

In the meantime I’ll leave you with a shot of a gentleman having his balls squeezed. Dealing with obscure software issues can often feel like this. Only I don’t get the benefit of the nice lady to do the squeezing.

SqueezedThis image is from the Divine Bitches site. I found it via the Alternative Femdom tumblr.

Roped predicament

Continuing the theme of awkward predicament male bondage, here’s a lovely rope based example. I always think that any position that ties something to the cock and balls while putting the man off balance is a real head trip. The heavy shifting bodyweight and a delicate attachment point creates a really unusual contrast. It takes away something we’re very familiar with (balancing on two legs) and adds in something that’s normally tucked safely away. Of course it’s also critical that the domme involved can set it up safely and not risk anything actually being yanked too hard!

Predicament bondageThis is from the Fetish Models tumblr. It features GiannaMonticello with DetroitDouglas. Rope is by -Malak- and the CBT device created by Tampaman1.

Leather for him and her

I’m sure the reason this was originally posted (I think on this tumblr) was the because of the attractive lady in leather. The image cropping would certainly suggest that. However, I actually really like his outfit and predicament. His black outfit makes him anonymous and objectified. The wall fasteners are functional, efficient and positioned so as to make his posture very uncomfortable. I particularly like the one on top of the hood. It doesn’t look like much, but having the head held like that is quite an intense experience. Fancy ropework across naked flesh is all very well, but sometimes you can’t beat a functional leather and metal combination.

Two leather outfitsI’m afraid I don’t know who this is. She clearly has an interesting playspace to go with the outfits, although I’m not entirely sure that lamp is a good match for the walls. If anyone can help with the attribution then please leave me a comment.

Update: Thanks to a comment I believe this is Jacqueline The-ripper. Her instagram feed is here.

Schroedinger’s muff

The only reason this post exists is so I can use that most excellent title. It’s stolen from this very amusing post by the Girl on the Net mocking a Marie Claire article. Apparently real women have certain pre-sex rituals. So if you’re a man sleeping with a woman, it’s probably worth checking the article to make sure you haven’t been fobbed off with a facsimile of a real woman. If you’re a woman reading this, then I’d suggest avoiding the article all together. Otherwise you risk being thrown into the kind of metaphysical crisis the Girl on the Net alludes to.

Real women shave their bikini lines, and simultaneously do not shave their bikini lines, like Schroedinger’s muff.

Cats are one thing, but nobody wants to be messing around with quantum waveforms in the genital region.
MuffThe image above is from the Submissive Cuckolds site. In this case I’m not sure the muff is actually being observed, but it’s certainly being interacted with. I think from a philosophical perspective that collapse the superposition of states and doesn’t result in a quantum mechanical paradox. I’m sure her boyfriend on the other end of the phone will be relieved to hear that.

Twofer

Here’s my final foot themed image in this particular sequence of posts. I think I’m running out of kinky variations for people and feet. Fortunately, we’re ending on a twofer. This has trampling combined with foot worship. We’ve got a toe sucker and a human pedestal, not to mention the charming lady with the lovely smile. Hopefully there’s a little something for everyone in that.

Trampling and foot worshipThis is from the Young Goddess site which is sadly no more.

She flies through the air

This is kicking (ahem) the foot theme up a notch. In three posts we’ve gone from foot worship through trampling to – trampolining? That’s at least the name given to it in the post where I stumbled across the image. It’s original from the Trample City site.

I don’t normally feel an urge to include a safety warning in my posts, but this really doesn’t look all that safe. I’d imagine that jumping up and down on someone could risk cracking or bruising something quite badly. Maybe I’m wrong, but I really wouldn’t try this at home (or anywhere else).

Femdom Trampoline

Balancing on his body

This is kind of a continuation of the previous foot themed post. We’re moving on from foot worship and onto the more painful foot related activity – trampling. I have a really low pain tolerance when it comes to this, so I’m always impressed to see women stomping around on the top of guys. I’m also impressed that people can do it in high heels and not fall over. The average male does not make a particularly smooth walkway.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be having technical problems with comments which I’m still trying to diagnose. So apologies if you’ve had problems leaving them. They’re working sometimes but not others, and I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on.

Trampling

Happy Feet

I’ve an open question to any dommes out there reading this: Do you enjoy having your feet licked, sucked and kissed? It’s pretty clear a lot of foot fetish guys enjoy doing this, but I’m never sure about it from the women’s perspective. I get foot massage as pleasant thing to receive (provided it’s done properly), but how about the traditional ‘worship’ that pops up in so much femdom porn? It doesn’t do much for me personally, but I’m curious how other people, particularly dommes see it.

From a purely submissive perspective it seems to be very much a male thing. Foot/shoe kissing as a sign of subservience and humility pops up in other varieties of kinky porn, as does things like boot blacking, but I can’t ever remember seeing shots of male or female doms having foot worship sessions with female subs.

HappyFeetI’m not sure exactly what the gentleman here is doing with his mouth, but he at least seems to be raising a smile. Tongue tickling her toes perhaps?