Would a rose by any other name…

…still hurt as much when shoved into my asshole?

Yes, I know, I bastardized the original phrasing. Despite the common usage, there was no ‘would’ in the original Shakespeare’s line. But it was too hard to resist given this first image.

When I first saw this (on snail meilk) I thought it was fairly unique. After all, how often do flowers feature in a BDSM scene? Forniphilia might be fairly common, but it’s not often you see a human vase. Or at least I didn’t think so until I stumbled across the second image on the Willing Submissive tumblr site. Clearly having a functional but decorative slave is more appealing than I originally suspected.

Slave suspended as rose vaseHuman Vase

Not a happy bunny

Welcome to another entry into my occasional and irregular series of posts featuring slaves with unhappy but entertaining (to me at least) expressions. I like the contrast between her calm and faintly amused expression, and his disgruntled glare. Perhaps he neglected to read the fine print on the contract for this particular modelling assignment? As one of my families expression would have it – he’s definitely not a happy bunny.

Unhappy SlaveI found this on the Femdom Marriage tumblr site. It’s originally from the Russian Mistress site.

Grumpy Chair

After that last post with its very serious subject matter, I though a little levity might be in order, and this image brought a smile to my face. The red dress and shoes are nice, but nothing too special. In contrast, the look on her chair’s face is priceless.

If I had to invent a backstory for this image, I’d say it was shot in sex/fetish shop, with her as the demanding customer and him as the helpful shopkeep. He has the look about him of a bear, which might explain his less than thrilled expression.

Grumpy ChairI’m afraid I don’t know the lady in question. I found the image on the Balls Crushing tumblr site.

Stewardess Femdom

I think this qualifies as another slightly puzzling femdom drawing from japan. Presumably, judging from the emergency door and outfit, she’s an airline stewardess in the process of making an announcement on the cabin intercom. She seems to have a fairly unique way of dealing with passengers who really will not stay in their seats when they’re told to.

Personally, speaking as someone who just yesterday spent 3 hours in the cattle market section of an aircraft, I’d have paid significantly more than the cost of the first class upgrade for this particular seating arrangement.

Stewardess FemdomI’ve no idea where this is from, and the artists style isn’t familiar to me. The fact she’s smoking on a plane suggests an old image, but it might just be a little artistic license to add another fetish element.