Tag: High Heels

High heel worship

This story about a planned church in the shape of an enormous high heeled shoe seems tailor made for a blog like this one. There’s even a video of it available (which I assume is a computer render).

Assuming it’s not a hoax or elaborate publicity stunt (which seems likely), the ‘idea’ is to attract more women to church. Apparently buildings in the shape of objects people lust after is supposed to encourage them to visit. If it works then I assume the US will quickly be overrun by churches in the shape of burgers, monster trucks and Kim Kardashian’s butt.

Doubtless the vast majority of women will tell the church to get stuffed and take its patronizing attitude somewhere else. However, they might attract a bunch of kinky guys who want to lick the heel or imagine being crushed under it. Macrophilia is a pretty tough fetish to indulge in, but this seems perfect for those with giantess fantasies.

HeelsThis lady may not be a giantess, but it’s a nice pose with a high heeled shoe. The watermark suggests it’s from Lightwerk studios in Köln, but I can’t find a website for them anywhere.

Updated: Thanks to my every helpful readers I now have links for the photographer – here, here and here.

Abject failure

Today’s post is a story of failure. Not mine, I hasten to add, but the Internets. My favorite network of interconnected computers sharing common protocols has let me down. Possibly it might also have violated rule 34, but since that would have presumably created a rupture in time, space and 4chan, that can’t be true.

It all started with this amusing post from Tom on sex and Mary Poppins. He’d picked an excellent image to go along with it, but I couldn’t believe there wasn’t actual Mary Poppins porn out there. Specifically Mary Poppins femdom porn. After all it’s a movie featuring an attractive forceful leading lady that’s watched by a lot of boys in their formative years. It never did much for me, but surely there were people kinking on umbrellas, medicine and terrible cockney accents. It seems exactly the kind of thing that guys would create spanking artwork about. Sadly, if it exists, I can’t find it.

I did find a porn parody, but despite the promising of spanking, the shots from it look more like a conventional fuck flick. I also stumbled on an amusing trailer cut to make it look like a horror movie, some sexy Mary shots (like this), and even Bert/Mary erotic stories. Yet no real femdom. The best I can offer is a Halloween costume by Keiko Lynn. Personally I think it’s a great costume and sexy as hell. Still not quite what I was after when I started my hunt.

Mary Poppins by Keiko Lynn

Balancing on his body

This is kind of a continuation of the previous foot themed post. We’re moving on from foot worship and onto the more painful foot related activity – trampling. I have a really low pain tolerance when it comes to this, so I’m always impressed to see women stomping around on the top of guys. I’m also impressed that people can do it in high heels and not fall over. The average male does not make a particularly smooth walkway.

On an unrelated note, I seem to be having technical problems with comments which I’m still trying to diagnose. So apologies if you’ve had problems leaving them. They’re working sometimes but not others, and I’m still trying to figure out what’s going on.

Trampling

Tough and tender

I like this image for the subtle blend of dynamics it has. The hands to the face and throat are tender, but carry a hint of a threat. The semi-naked bodies are sensual, yet the heels trapping his wrists suggest bondage and danger. It’s a moment that could melt into sex or twist into violence. Just the kind of edge I enjoy flirting with.

ToughTenderAt first glance I though it would be pretty easy to get the right attribution for this image. There’s a watermark that looks like a web address stamped right onto it. unfortunately that turns out to be a tumblr rather than the original artist. A plague on the houses of all tumblr owners who do this. Re-posting someone else’s work doesn’t give you the right to stick your stupid address across it. So once again, if anyone can help me attribute it, please leave a comment.

Pony puzzle

This is my last post on the pony boy theme. It’s also an image that slightly puzzles me. At a casual glance the style of the artwork looks like Shiniez. However, the lettering style and crude writing doesn’t seem like him. He also doesn’t tend to feature F/m dynamics. Every attribution I’ve seen for this image on random tumblrs claims that it’s his, yet I couldn’t locate it on his deviant art site. So either it’s someone copying his style, or an image of his that has been modified, or I’m mistaken and it’s really his work. If anyone can solve my puzzle, then feel free to leave a comment and help me out.

Ponyboy

The yodeling dominatrix

There are some words you never expect to see next to each other. For example, ‘joyful’ and ‘coroner’ or perhaps ‘Donald Trump’ and ‘modest’. Until today I would have put ‘yodeling’ and ‘dominatrix’ in that category, but thanks to a pointer from this article on Manuela Horn, I stand corrected. If you really want to blow your mind with unusual juxtapositions I give you the yodeling dominatrix singing AC/DC’s highway to hell.

If I’m going to be pedantic (and I usually am), then I might quibble about the dominatrix bit. She certainly has a fine line in fetishistic outfits, but I’m not sure I see any evidence of BDSM play or general sadism. Unless you count yodeling at people, which personally I would.

If you’re in Spokane in October then you can catch up with her at Oktoberfest. For those not in the Washington state area, I leave you with another image of unusual juxtapositions. If there’s someone out there who has been fantasizing about sitting in a paddling pool, wearing a panda suit, playing an accordion, while an attractive lady in an odd fetish outfit holds your leash, then today is your lucky day.

YodelingDominatrix

Shrinkage

This Kinja article on dry humping made me smile. Not so much for the text, which is a pretty reasonable pitch for the thrills of frottage, but for the headline picture. If you don’t want to click through to the article, you can see it here. It seems like the artist (Tina Mailhot-Roberge) took the thrust of the article in a very different direction. Less mutual rubbing together, and more foot fetishism for Macrophiliacs.

The idea of giant women and tiny men crops up repeatedly in femdom artwork. From vintage pieces like this Eric Stanton one to the artwork of Sardax below. As a fetish it doesn’t do much for me, but I can understand the appeal from an artists perspective. There are all sorts of fun elements to adopt, with toys, puppets and fairy tale references all fair game.

Marionette by Sardax
This artwork is of course from the inimitable Sardax. I originally located it via Her Majesty’s Plaything.

Used panties for sale

Men buying women’s used underwear online is a thing. Not really my kind of thing, but I do like the free market ethos behind it. The women involved get an extra source of income and the men get their particular kinky itch scratched. Of all the many sexual financial transactions that happen, this seems like one of the easiest and safest.

If this is your particular kink, and you’re also into powerful women, then let me direct your attention to this sale of Queen Victoria’s Underpants. Admittedly they’ll be a bit pricier than the average pair from a Craigslist ad. At around 120 years old they’re also probably mustier and sturdier than most guys would like. But just consider who the original owner was. She ruled the largest empire in history, at almost one quarter of the earth’s landmass and one fifth of the population. Forget minor celebrities with products named after them, this is a woman with an entire historical era named after her. That backpage ad for used underwear may feature an attractive young lady in tight leather, but is she related to most of the royal families of Europe? I think not.

While I’m on the subject of attractive ladies in tight leather, here’s one offering someone a close-up view of her particular garments. Queen Victoria would not have been amused.

Lady in tight leather skirt

The Gag Shop

It feels like cheating to simply re-post stories from other blogs that I link to. After all, if you follow my blog roll, you’ll have already seen the original post. I fear the God’s of blogging may punish me with a corrupted database or a particularly efficient and annoying comment spammer. However, this particular story is too good not to re-post.

The story starts with a drawing by Anmo Night entitle ‘The Gag Shop’. The title is pretty self-explanatory for the drawing itself. That in turn inspired Sardax to create a sequence of images based around mistresses visiting the shop. In a cascade of inspiration particles (I blame the Hadron Collider) this in turn spurred a quartet of famous dommes to re-create his images in reality. You can read more on slave pj’s blog and on the blogs of the dommes involved: Madame Catarina, Mistress Akella, Mistress Ezada Sinn and Lady Victoria Valente.

I love the fact that people took the time and energy to put this together. Maybe we could use it to start a trend for re-creating more of Sardax’s work? That’d make for some fun scene negotiations. For my next session I wonder where I can find a glass coffin, a small castle and seven naked dwarfs?

gagshop1_photoThis image is the first in the sequence and features Mistress Akella with her beast of burden.