I get a lot of random spam posted to the comments on this blog. They are mostly useless rubbish, but occasionally the odd one makes me smile. I was particularly impressed with a recent example that claimed I’d been specially chosen and that I just need to fill in a form to make the link from their junky random page permanent. It takes a special kind of nerve to turn a bogus link from a spam farm into some sort of prize.
However, the one I came across today takes the comedic prize. Bad translations are rife, with many channeling the spirit of 1980’s Japanese electronics manuals, but this one managed to get lucky and almost match my blog content.
Some times its a discomfort within the ass to read what weblog owners wrote but this internet web site is actually user genial !
I’m flattered that they think I’m user genial. While a discomfort within the ass sounds painful, in the right hands it can be kind of fun. For example, I give you the following two images.
That looks like my kind of discomfort. The first one I found on Pegtastic tumblr site and the second on the Confession of a sex addict tumblr site.
Good afternoons
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It’s comments like this one that make it worthwhile putting up with all the spam 🙂
I’d love to order a geranium plant in pots for the purposes of everyday rectal expansion potential. I’ve never enjoyed gardening but that sounds like fun. Please rush it to me, along with a pair of nipple clumps and a fully tested nostril spreader!