You might not recognize the post title but, if you’re a male sub, you’ve probably suffered from it at some time. The colloquial name for the condition is ‘blue balls‘. I’d always assumed it was more of a mental state than a physical one, but amazingly there are actual medical articles on it. For example, here and here. Intriguingly the latter of those references an equivalent ‘blue vulva’ or ‘blue bean’ condition for women.
Happily it’s a condition that can’t cause you any harm. No matter how frustrated you might be. The recommended treatment is masturbation or, if circumstances preclude that, then cold showers and good clean thoughts. How very Victorian. If all that fails and you’re still feeling a little tense, then maybe a stern mature lady to beat the impure thoughts out of you?
I’m afraid I don’t have an attribution for this image. If you can help with that, then please leave a comment.
Updated: Thanks to the ever resourceful Bacchus over at Eros Blog I can now attribute this to the Perfect Villainess site and their model Marlene.
I didn’t learn until much later in life, but an even better treatment is to squat and lift heavy objects. It seems to help with the blood flow and loosens the muscles.
Really? Interesting. Never heard that before. Although personally I’d rather put up with the blue balls than do heavy exercise 🙂
-paltego
Thank you for helping me improve my English. I’ll let you know as soon as I’ve used the phrase in public. Many thanks.
Could be tricky to work into casual conversation, but look forward to knowing how you manage it 🙂
-paltego
You know this is the sort of catnip challenge I cannot resist. Based on this photo:
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/52/fe/4f/52fe4f81fb519b2d3b8642edae21472e.jpg
and these half-obscured paysite gallery thumbs:
https://www.perfectvillainess.com/en/Galleries?GroupID=33
I am pretty sure the stern woman is “Marlene” (no last name given) in one of several possible galleries from the paysite PerfectVillainess.com. I hoped to track down more model information at the Villainess Photography profile on Model Mayhem, but no joy:
https://www.modelmayhem.com/3491427
Thanks Bacchus! You’re skills in finding appropriate source attribute remain unsurpassed. I’ve updated the post with the extra info.
Cheers,
-paltego