The Secret of German Football Success

Imke Wübbenhorst is a professional football manager in Germany, and the first woman to coach a men’s team at the fifth division level. As a former player for the U-19 German national team I’m sure she has many of the attributes needed to make a good coach. One of them is clearly not taking any shit from journalists. In response to a stupid question about wearing a siren so the men might know when she’s approaching the locker room, she came back with:

Of course not. I am a pro. I pick [my team] on dick length.

I just hope the next player she drops from the team has a thing for SPH. Because I’m pretty certain his team mates are going to being making the obvious joke about why he didn’t make the cut.

Author: paltego

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2 thoughts on “The Secret of German Football Success”

  1. I’ve been in that rest room. Unfortunately I forget what city in Germany it was.

    It’s also common that they put a little soccer goal in the bottom of the urinal with a ball hanging from the top of the net to give you a target to aim for. No word on whether that reduces the wetness that often occurs on the floor below the urinal.

    1. I remember reading that one company tried adding a realistic picture of fly at the point they wanted guys to aim. Men immediately tried to wash it off, which apparently did reduce the wetness and spray around the urinal. Although I’m not sure if that lasted once they used it a few times and figured out the fly wasn’t going anywhere! Shooting for goal might be more long term satisfying.

      -paltego

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