Wanted: Friendly Barista with Warm Hands

I’m beginning to think that Gwyneth Paltrow has a fetish for getting people to put odd things into their intimate places. There was the vaginal steaming, then the jade eggs and now it’s coffee enemas. Given the amount she charges for this stuff, there might also be an element of fin-domme going on as well.

While some of us would find daily life tough to face without our regular caffeine fix, it’s probably best to avoid taking it anally. The same goes for that other popular social beverage – alcohol. Not sure what the science says about the scene below though. I’m going to guess doctors would cite a lack of prior data and urge caution.

This is the lovely Mistress Eleise De Lacy in a shot for Femme Fatale Films.

Author: paltego

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8 thoughts on “Wanted: Friendly Barista with Warm Hands”

          1. Which one? The fact that Gwyneth is charging people $120 for a coffee enema (coffee not included)? Or the urine enema this gentleman is about to experience? I could see both fitting the description 🙂

            -paltego

  1. Not up for a coffee enema, Paltego? You surprise me. From the impression you give of your preferred play style, I’m surprised you’re not prepared to take an entire jar of the stuff up there, unopened.

    Now for me, just denying my morning cup (orally administered) is something of a hard limit…

    1. Anal pain is bad pain in my book. A gentle rogering with a small to medium sized strapon is all sorts of fun, but nothing gets me closer to a safeword quicker than something uncomfortable up my Trump hole.

      I’m more of an afternoon coffee person myself, but I’m with you on the strict requirement to orally ingest it daily.

      -paltego

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