I learned an important lesson today – never fly close to a holiday weekend if you can possibly avoid it. Based on the number of infants on the plane I was on, Monday is obviously a popular day for families to return home after Thanksgiving. I counted 6 toddlers and babies just in the few rows of seats around me. I might be a masochist, but being stuck at 30,000 feet with a gaggle of screaming kids is a level of torment too far. Beat me. Burn me. Bind Me. Fuck me. Just don’t make me sit in coach with unhappy children. I tried to safeword out, but the stewardess obviously didn’t understand me when I kept shouting ‘Red! Red!’
Anyway, as that introduction may have suggested, I’m on vacation again. This time down in Los Angeles hoping to catch some warm weather, good food and kinky fun. So far this place has delivered on the amazing food, and hopefully it’s just a matter of time for the other two. As usual while I’m on vacation, blogging may be a touch erratic, so apologies in advance for that.
I’m not aware of any airline based femdom, so instead I’ll go with the food theme. I found this image (or a version of it) via another of the new blogs from yesterday – Domination on My terms.
Hi Paltego:
Reading this made me really glad I enjoyed a quiet holiday at home. Long flights with cranky kids are beyond safe sane and consensual! Have a great time in L.A.!
Thanks hmp! Luckily Seattle to LA is only a couple of hours. If it’d been the NYC flight I might have gone completely insane :). Glad to hear you enjoyed a relaxing holiday at home with her majesty.
-paltego
Not aware of any airline based femdom, Paltego? Come on mate, you’re the one who’s supposed to provide the femdom resources! You’re making those of us who rely on your blog for most of our traffic rather nervous.
Let me see, now. There’s this:
http://i-adore-women.tumblr.com/post/67180004407/stewardesses-airports-and-humiliation-could-it
…and there’s this, more for historical interest than anything (1989! I was young and impresionable).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sP5M8J7KL28
And if you’re really desperate, you know, there’s even this:
http://contemplatingthedivine.blogspot.co.uk/2011/04/fiction-air-divine.html
…and there’s a few more on that strange little blog too. Just click “air stewardess” in the tag cloud.
I suppose it takes a while for you to get your head back in the game after being on holiday, right?
S
Actually this flight was taking me on holiday, not returning me. So I’m going to claim my head was out of the game on vacation. Hopefully my latest post redeems it slightly:)
-paltego
OK, I’ll admit the music video is terrible: both as music and as femdom. But I really LIKE terrible, cheesy femdom porn. Always have.
Actually I’m a big NOFX fan, so I really should have thought of this one. I’ve even featured them in a previous post: http://www.femdom-resource.com/2013/01/30/punk-porn-and-femdom/
Sadly this is one of their weaker song IMO. But still fun in its own way.
-paltego