Battle of the brains

This is the kind of image that kicks off a fight between my lizard brain and my simian brain. It’s a nasty no holds barred affair that, unfortunately, is usually won by my simian brain.

The lizard brain always gets the first few shots in. It’s very shouty – “Naked Lady! Nice thick rope. Leashes are hot. Cute expression on him. Long legs! Butt! Boobs! BOOBS!” It does likes boobs.

While the simian brain is a little slower to start, it tends to finish stronger. There are less boobs and more – “Why are her legs shiny? Did she oil them? And, if so, why? Where did she get the oil from? They’re in some sort of derelict building or underpass. How would they end up naked there? Is she cold? That floor looks stony. I’ve got to think taking her shoes was an unwise move. His ripped jeans are a little dated. Although maybe they’re coming back. Did I give my ripped jeans to Goodwill? Am I too old for that look? I reckon I could still pull it off. Sorry, what was I looking at again?”

Rope leash

I found the image on the domina girl tumblr. I’m afraid I don’t have an original attribution for it.

Author: paltego

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2 thoughts on “Battle of the brains”

  1. I get like that sometimes, especially photos like this where the surroundings and scenery do little for me when it comes to arousal. Then I snap out of it and the lizard gets exited again.

    RW

    1. My problem is once I start noticing odd things I’m kind of stuck with them. I have trouble recapturing that suspension of disbelief that’s necessary. But the great thing about the internet is that there’s always another interesting image just around the next corner!

      -paltego

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