I was wondering today – as I surveyed the books, clothes and paperwork scattered across my apartment – if I should hire a pro-domme to clean it. Not in a direct, hands on sense of course. Instead, she could direct me to clean it. And when I say direct, I really mean to beat, bully, threaten and forcefully instruct me.
I like having a clean apartment. I like being consensually bullied by women. I just hate having to do actual cleaning. Maybe having a domme force me to scrub the shower and dust the skirting boards would kill two birds with one stone. I’d get both a kinky session and a clean apartment. And maybe a French maid’s outfit as an added bonus.
Of course, I could just hire an actual cleaner. But that’s far too sensible and obvious a solution.
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Me scrubbing the floor locked in a humbler and dusting the house with a bright red backside are two of my wife’s favs. I’m usually gagged – “good husbands are seen and not heard” – and sometimes plugged. My wife reminds me whose boss and things get done.
Doing it in a humbler seems pretty sadistic. I can barely move in those things – let alone clean!
-paltego
You’d be surprised at how much you can get done in short time when being supervised by a woman wielding a crop who enjoys hearing you yelp when she hits your balls!
That’d certainly concentrate the mind!
-paltego
It’s a great idea but sadly I share a house with my sister so it’s a bit impractical. I have, however, spent many a happy afternoon dressed as a maid or sometimes naked vacuuming, polishing and generally cleaning my Mistresses house. Usually she encourages me with a strap and a cane but sometimes she uses a birch which creates even more mess, bits falling off etc, which somehow is my fault and requires further punishment.
Well if you’ve managed to keep your job as maid and cleaner for your Mistress, you’re definitely doing something right. Almost every time I see this topic online, the #1 comment from domme’s is that subs don’t know how to clean and it’s a waste of time using them for it!
Having a punishment implement that both hurts and creates more mess seems particularly cruel 🙂
-paltego
Perhaps you could just hire a (female) regular cleaner and encourage her to shout insults and hit you? Can’t see any downsides from that.
Best wishes
S
I don’t think many independent cleaners have HR departments. But if they did, I feel that’d definitely be an issue here 🙂
-paltego