I received a strange but amusing sales pitch the other day. A Sarah from the ‘Crazy Pet Guy’ blog wanted to write a guest post here. Apparently she thought there was a fair amount of overlap between her pet themed site and mine. Suggested topics included:
- When Should You Give Up and Call a Dog Trainer?
- How to Prepare Yourself for Dog Adoption
- The Importance of Consistency in Dog Training: Why It Works
I get a fair number of these kind of guest post requests. A few are from other kink sites, which do actually have overlap with this one. Most are random spam emails that are clearly the result of dumb algorithms. This is clearly the latter case, but it’s also the first one that is both entirely unrelated and yet weirdly appropriate. I’m fairly certain Sarah doesn’t want to write about training a human puppy, or the importance of consistency in slave training, yet I was strongly tempted to reply with a few suggested kinky topics for her to work with. After all – when is it appropriate to give up on your human puppy and call a professional domme in? Should you rub their noses in it? Is it ever appropriate to spank them with a newspaper? How do you stop inappropriate leg humping? And is crueler to use a chastity cage or simply neuter them?
I’m afraid I don’t have a source for this image.
Ha! You should totally reply as if you think she’s talking about human puppies and post the conversation :).
Ferns
I was very tempted to do that! Could have been some great comedy material. If I thought it was a real blogger behind it, I might have given it a shot. But I figure it’s just some big spam/content farm and there’ll be some underpaid content writers in some sweatshop somewhere churning and articles for it. I figured there was no upside in engaging with that. 🙁
-paltego
LOL, that is funny.
I do have a book on a wife using animal training methods to train her husband to behave to her likings, though nothing kinky in it. Dog training applied to husband, if you will. I’ve been applying it reversely to get my wife to act more dommely!
Sarah may be secretly an excellent domme for all we know!
I have one friend whose fairly well known in our circle for her husband training techniques. She even described giving him a cookie when he does something right 🙂
I sadly suspect Sarah is an automated bot that searches for key terms and then spams the site. If I respond I’ll probably get some random article writer hired for pennies in a country where labor is very cheap 🙁
-paltego
I hope he doesn’t wee all over the house….
(New to your excellent blog: what a great resource, and respect for keeping it going so consistently for such a long time. Thank you).
Glad you liked the blog! Hope it continues to entertain. 🙂 And thanks for stopping by to comment and say nice things!
-paltego