I’m very happy as I got to play with Lydia tonight. After my recent posts on medical issues and kink, I did have a fleeting thought that the Gods of coincidence and comedy might choose to screw with me, and target me for an emergency room trip. Fortunately Lydia is far too talented and careful for that to happen, so I got to enjoy some sensory deprivation and heavy bondage with no ill effects.
I’ve joked with dommes in the past that if I do wind up in ER, I’m going to be the one moaning quietly to myself on a hospital trolley, while they’ll be out front explaining exactly what perverse sexual practices landed us there. However, I also have a mental picture of it playing out like the overdose scene in trainspotting. I’d get poured into a cab with a twenty in my top pocket, and end up unconscious in front of the local ER. That would be a terrible way to end a session, but great fodder for an X-rated Bob Newhart* style comedy sketch. I picture a calm but slight puzzled doctor phoning my next-of-kin to try and figure out how he should diagnose a naked and collared man with an electrified buttplug at one end and a dreamy smile at the other.
I’m not sure what’s wrong with the gentleman in this picture, but at least he has no shortage of helpful nurses to try and diagnose the issue. Unfortunately I don’t have a source for the image
* If you’re unaware of Bob Newhart’s comedy then I’d suggest checking out his sketch Defusing a Bomb. That should give you a good idea of what you’ve been missing.
Hi Paltego:
I’m really enjoying the medical theme . Glad to hear you had another excellent session! Also glad you didn’t end up in the ER! That would be a really lousy way to end a session for sure. Unless you happened to strike up an ongoing relationship with a sadistic female doctor. Angel Stern a.k.a. Terrence Sellers describes a relationship that starts out like that in her book “Correct Sadist 2: Dungeon Evidence”. We can never tell where life will lead us I guess. Meanwhile the patient in the photo does seem to be getting a lot of extra attention! 🙂
Hey hmp,
Glad you’re enjoying the medical theme. I’ve switched gears for my latest post, but I’ve still got some medical images I shall return to before too long. Much as I’d enjoy a relationship with a sadistic female doctor, I’m not thinking that provoking injuries to land me in ER is my best plan :). I’ve not read any of Angel Stern’s stuff, but I’ll check it out. Thanks as always for stopping by to chat!
-paltego