Impressive. Most impressive.

Scary things happen when sex and geeks collide. The slave Leia outfit crops up all the time as a fan favorite, but this is the first time I’ve seen Darth Vader given an erotic twist. Although in hindsight, Vader clearly was a top and a big fan of breathplay. Maybe for my next scene I should roleplay ‘Admiral who comes out of lightspeed too early‘. Although of course if you really want to torture someone with Star Wars, you just need to make them watch the prequels.

Miss Darth VaderThere’s no watermark on the image, but I believe it’s from the Suicide Girls.

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9 thoughts on “Impressive. Most impressive.”

    1. I’m tempted to take that as a challenge and go hunting for dorkier images. 🙂

      I have to say that the wolf, the moon and the rose one that you posted from CollarMe gives it a pretty good run for it’s money. If this was ever used by a domme on CollarMe I’m guessing her inbox would explode with messages.

      -paltego

    1. I actually spent a bunch of time looking up Darth Vader quotes for this post. Apart from the post title it was surprisingly hard to get any I could work into it. Most of them are very well known but not all that adaptable. I do like your version of that famous speech 🙂

      -paltego

    1. It would certainly have given the original movies an interesting twist!

      The Star Wars movies are actually incredibly poor when it comes to female characters. There’s basically the princess and that’s it. There’s the maternal figure of the Aunt (who dies early on) and then it’s guys + unobtainable princess all the way. George Lucas is fairly notorious for being unable to create good female characters. Or, in recent years, good characters at all.

      -paltego

    2. I’m trying to picture some of the original scenes with this particular Darth, and it does at least give me a smile! “Luke I am your mother!”, perhaps?

  1. I’m not a Star Wars fan, but I have to admit, after some reflection…I’d wear this for Halloween.

    Hey, maybe I should do it! We’re having a Halloween party at my dungeon. I already have PVC bustier and boots, and the stockings…all I would need is the Darth Vader mask…hmmm….

    Well tell you what, Paltego: if I do dress up in this outfit, I’ll mail in pictures! lol

    1. That would be an awesome outfit. Don’t forget the light sabre to go with the Vader mask. Although they’re sufficiently phallic that you could probably come up with a suitable equivalent that would fit the dungeon ambience.

      Love to see the photos!

      -paltego

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